Jokes
This is the place to post any good history jokes you come across or make up. Nothing too rude! The best ones will make it onto the VLE and be seen by all.
This is the place to post any good history jokes you come across or make up. Nothing too rude! The best ones will make it onto the VLE and be seen by all.
October 4, 2008 at 4:30 pm |
Why were the early days of history called the dark ages?
Because there were so many knights!
October 4, 2008 at 8:07 pm |
Brilliant. Since you seem to think you are Henry the 8th, do you know what you and Jack the Ripper have in common?
The same middle name!
October 4, 2008 at 9:00 pm |
Well, I had no idea! Thank you for the information!
October 5, 2008 at 10:24 am |
You know I meant the same middle name being ‘the’ don’t you?
October 5, 2008 at 11:13 am |
Well.. mrhistory… If I say no would you be calling me dumb?
Henry
October 5, 2008 at 11:47 am |
Of course not. I woz just checking, Henry.
October 7, 2008 at 2:45 pm |
Sorry that I am using this site a lot, But I have another joke, I wont add anymore comments,
Why did Henry VIII have so many wives ? He liked to chop and change !
Henry: Absolutly Right!
September 25, 2009 at 3:45 pm |
Who is the king of fractions?
Henry the eighth! (HAHAHA!)
October 16, 2009 at 9:37 pm |
WHY DID THE HORSE CROSS THE ROAD????
SO IT COULD GET READY FOR THE NIGHT!!!![HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA]
November 5, 2009 at 6:12 pm |
yeah that was kinda funny but kinda wierd!
go matilda!
November 5, 2009 at 6:13 pm |
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HA!
November 5, 2009 at 6:18 pm |
With her head tucked underneath her arm
she walked the bloody tower
with her head tucked underneath her arm at the midnight hour
the watchman thought it was a football that she carried in
he asked her quite politely if she thought england were going to win
when she didn’t answer he said “watch it! you’ll be headless like ann boleyn
not knowing that it was her, who was trying to get in!
rosy x-x-x