Archive for February, 2007

Instructions for repulsive SE1 peasants

February 2, 2007

I need a few of you disgusting creatures to do a few jobs around the village. There is some money, so it is worth it. Tell me why you want the job – or why someone else shouldn’t get it.

Reeve: The officer responsible for making sure the serfs do their labour service on my land (the demesne) – in other words, making sure the smelly things get up in the morning and get working.

Messor: The officer who supervises the work in the fields.

Hayward: The officer responsible for the hay fields.

Woodward: The officer responsible for looking after the woods.

Affeeror: The officer responsible for making sure that people pay the fines imposed by me in Court.

Ale Conner: The officer responsible for controlling the sale of beer. Only people with a licence granted by me can sell ale in my village.

Pinder: The officer responsible for rounding up stray animals.

Beadle: The officer responsible for maintaining law and order in the village.

Instructions for nauseating SE2 peasants

February 2, 2007

I need a few of you disgusting creatures to do a few jobs around the village. There is some money, so it is worth it. Tell me why you want the job – or why someone else shouldn’t get it.

Reeve: The officer responsible for making sure the serfs do their labour service on my land (the demesne) – in other words, making sure the smelly things get up in the morning and get working.

Messor: The officer who supervises the work in the fields.

Hayward: The officer responsible for the hay fields.

Woodward: The officer responsible for looking after the woods.

Affeeror: The officer responsible for making sure that people pay the fines imposed by me in Court.

Ale Conner: The officer responsible for controlling the sale of beer. Only people with a licence granted by me can sell ale in my village.

Pinder: The officer responsible for rounding up stray animals.

Beadle: The officer responsible for maintaining law and order in the village.

Instructions for disgusting SE3 peasants

February 2, 2007

I need a few of you disgusting creatures to do a few jobs around the village. There is some money, so it is worth it. Tell me why you want the job – or why someone else shouldn’t get it.

Reeve: The officer responsible for making sure the serfs do their labour service on my land (the demesne) – in other words, making sure the smelly things get up in the morning and get working.

Messor: The officer who supervises the work in the fields.

Hayward: The officer responsible for the hay fields.

Woodward: The officer responsible for looking after the woods.

Affeeror: The officer responsible for making sure that people pay the fines imposed by me in Court.

Ale Conner: The officer responsible for controlling the sale of beer. Only people with a licence granted by me can sell ale in my village.

Pinder: The officer responsible for rounding up stray animals.

Beadle: The officer responsible for maintaining law and order in the village.

Instructions for revolting TR1 peasants

February 2, 2007

I need a few of you disgusting creatures to do a few jobs around the village. There is some money, so it is worth it. Tell me why you want the job – or why someone else shouldn’t get it. Reeve: The officer responsible for making sure the serfs do their labour service on my land (the demesne) – in other words, making sure the smelly things get up in the morning and get working. Messor: The officer who supervises the work in the fields. Hayward: The officer responsible for the hay fields. Woodward: The officer responsible for looking after the woods. Affeeror: The officer responsible for making sure that people pay the fines imposed by me in Court. Ale Conner: The officer responsible for controlling the sale of beer. Only people with a licence granted by me can sell ale in my village. Pinder: The officer responsible for rounding up stray animals. Beadle: The officer responsible for maintaining law and order in the village.

Instructions to grotty TR2 peasants

February 1, 2007

I need a few of you disgusting creatures to do a few jobs around the village. There is some money, so it is worth it. Tell me why you want the job – or why someone else shouldn’t get it.

Reeve: The officer responsible for making sure the serfs do their labour service on my land (the demesne) – in other words, making sure the smelly things get up in the morning and get working.

Messor: The officer who supervises the work in the fields.

Hayward: The officer responsible for the hay fields.

Woodward: The officer responsible for looking after the woods.

Affeeror: The officer responsible for making sure that people pay the fines imposed by me in Court.

Ale Conner: The officer responsible for controlling the sale of beer. Only people with a licence granted by me can sell ale in my village.

Pinder: The officer responsible for rounding up stray animals.

Beadle: The officer responsible for maintaining law and order in the village.